Comments on: 7 Things Yo’ Momma Never Told You About Church History http://www.coffeehousetheology.com/yo-momma/ The Unvarnished Truth About Religion, Christianity and Spirituality Tue, 02 Apr 2013 10:35:48 -0500 hourly 1 By: Tony Francis http://www.coffeehousetheology.com/yo-momma/comment-page-1/#comment-41971 Tony Francis Wed, 31 Oct 2012 02:38:51 +0000 http://www.coffeehousetheology.com/?p=452#comment-41971 Different rules and standards have to be maintained in the different rooms in a farm house I had built, for its efficient operation. Some areas like the kitchen, and dining room have to be maintained spotlessly clean and hygienic, and nothing from the toilet or bio-digestor should be allowed to contaminate anything in the kitchen or dining room. Anything brought into the kitchen are scrupulously cleaned and boiled using the gas produced in the bio-digestor before they are allowed in. So if I can plan and make a system that functions in which there are clean places like the dining room, and unclean places like inside the bio-digester plant, it is very much possible for the Omnipotent God to have holy places like the Heaven, and evil places like the Hell, and intermediate places like earth where he could plant seeds (His WORD) and grow fruits for use in his Heaven. The waste of course, he will not allow into Heaven, but will destroy them in Hell. Satan could be in God’s plan, just like the bio-digestor was in my plan of my farmhouse. Different rules and standards have to be maintained in the different rooms in a farm house I had built, for its efficient operation. Some areas like the kitchen, and dining room have to be maintained spotlessly clean and hygienic, and nothing from the toilet or bio-digestor should be allowed to contaminate anything in the kitchen or dining room. Anything brought into the kitchen are scrupulously cleaned and boiled using the gas produced in the bio-digestor before they are allowed in.
So if I can plan and make a system that functions in which there are clean places like the dining room, and unclean places like inside the bio-digester plant, it is very much possible for the Omnipotent God to have holy places like the Heaven, and evil places like the Hell, and intermediate places like earth where he could plant seeds (His WORD) and grow fruits for use in his Heaven. The waste of course, he will not allow into Heaven, but will destroy them in Hell. Satan could be in God’s plan, just like the bio-digestor was in my plan of my farmhouse.

]]> By: Tony Francis http://www.coffeehousetheology.com/yo-momma/comment-page-1/#comment-41970 Tony Francis Wed, 31 Oct 2012 02:16:57 +0000 http://www.coffeehousetheology.com/?p=452#comment-41970 I recently planned and built a farm house. Besides other rooms, it had a dining room, a toilet, and a kitchen. There was also a bio-digestor gas plant to produce bio gas which is used for cooking in the kitchen. The waste from the farm, kitchen, and toilets after digesting, is used as manure in the farm. Though everything was planned and made by me, different rules and standards have to be maintained in the different rooms I had built, for efficient operation of the farm house. Some areas like the kitchen, and dining room have to be maintained spotlessly clean and hygeinic, and nothing from the toilet or bio-digestor should be allowed to contaminate anything in the kitchen or dining room. Anything brought into the kitchen are scrupulously cleaned before they are allowed in. So if I can plan and make a system that functions in which there are clean places like the dining room, and unclean places like inside the bio-digester plant, it is very much possible for the Omnipotent God to have holy places like the Heaven, and evil places like the Hell, and intermediate places like earth where he could plant seeds (His WORD) and grow fruits for use in his Heaven. The waste ofcourse, he will not allow into Heaven, but will destroy them in Hell. Satan could be in God's plan, just like the bio-digestor was in my plan of my farmhouse. I recently planned and built a farm house. Besides other rooms, it had a dining room, a toilet, and a kitchen. There was also a bio-digestor gas plant to produce bio gas which is used for cooking in the kitchen. The waste from the farm, kitchen, and toilets after digesting, is used as manure in the farm.
Though everything was planned and made by me, different rules and standards have to be maintained in the different rooms I had built, for efficient operation of the farm house. Some areas like the kitchen, and dining room have to be maintained spotlessly clean and hygeinic, and nothing from the toilet or bio-digestor should be allowed to contaminate anything in the kitchen or dining room. Anything brought into the kitchen are scrupulously cleaned before they are allowed in.
So if I can plan and make a system that functions in which there are clean places like the dining room, and unclean places like inside the bio-digester plant, it is very much possible for the Omnipotent God to have holy places like the Heaven, and evil places like the Hell, and intermediate places like earth where he could plant seeds (His WORD) and grow fruits for use in his Heaven. The waste ofcourse, he will not allow into Heaven, but will destroy them in Hell. Satan could be in God’s plan, just like the bio-digestor was in my plan of my farmhouse.

]]> By: James Potter http://www.coffeehousetheology.com/yo-momma/comment-page-1/#comment-41883 James Potter Sat, 27 Oct 2012 10:17:06 +0000 http://www.coffeehousetheology.com/?p=452#comment-41883 True Jihad which is Arabic for Crusade is not killing one man or another for political reasons disguised as being religious but the constant Daily war that goes inside a person whenever we fight temptation in the world around us. Like going to church rather than staying home and watching TV or donating money which you wanted to use to buy yourself underwear with etc. Don't mistake the Taliban's crazy rampage as a divinely ordered grand scale war against evil (that' what the Taliban and stuff believe which is obviously wrong) True Jihad which is Arabic for Crusade is not killing one man or another for political reasons disguised as being religious but the constant Daily war that goes inside a person whenever we fight temptation in the world around us. Like going to church rather than staying home and watching TV or donating money which you wanted to use to buy yourself underwear with etc.

Don’t mistake the Taliban’s crazy rampage as a divinely ordered grand scale war against evil (that’ what the Taliban and stuff believe which is obviously wrong)

]]> By: James Potter http://www.coffeehousetheology.com/yo-momma/comment-page-1/#comment-41882 James Potter Sat, 27 Oct 2012 10:12:34 +0000 http://www.coffeehousetheology.com/?p=452#comment-41882 Why don't you go and see if Abdul was right about Islam and Christianity both being God's own will? If God truly controls everything then everything that happens must be due to his plan which means you can't just go ahead and say that God has no idea what he's doing ( which would be Blasphemy) you'll just have to find out why God created Islam then it must have a reason for coming about and the if God was sending another pair of instructions for his everlasting eternal extra u-universal faith which changes on how to pray from time to time and species to species ( include aliens of course God made them too)why would he give his creation the wrong material.God made SATAN too I can't see how the devil could even manage to put a particle of dust against God's will that's like you or I declaring war on God and winning and destroying the universe.creating an entire faith is far to out of reach for a measly red horned liar (ref devil) you can't say that the devil has any real influence as to the way God Let's his world unfold. Why don’t you go and see if Abdul was right about Islam and Christianity both being God’s own will? If God truly controls everything then everything that happens must be due to his plan which means you can’t just go ahead and say that God has no idea what he’s doing ( which would be Blasphemy) you’ll just have to find out why God created Islam then it must have a reason for coming about and the if God was sending another pair of instructions for his everlasting eternal extra u-universal faith which changes on how to pray from time to time and species to species ( include aliens of course God made them too)why would he give his creation the wrong material.God made SATAN too I can’t see how the devil could even manage to put a particle of dust against God’s will that’s like you or I declaring war on God and winning and destroying the universe.creating an entire faith is far to out of reach for a measly red horned liar (ref devil) you can’t say that the devil has any real influence as to the way God Let’s his world unfold.

]]> By: James Potter http://www.coffeehousetheology.com/yo-momma/comment-page-1/#comment-41881 James Potter Sat, 27 Oct 2012 10:03:48 +0000 http://www.coffeehousetheology.com/?p=452#comment-41881 I agree with you absolutely that's why I can't just go ahead and tell you guys the secrets we know (me and a few 300 people give or take) you'l just have to wait till your time . I agree with you absolutely that’s why I can’t just go ahead and tell you guys the secrets we know (me and a few 300 people give or take) you’l just have to wait till your time .

]]> By: James Potter http://www.coffeehousetheology.com/yo-momma/comment-page-1/#comment-41880 James Potter Sat, 27 Oct 2012 10:00:51 +0000 http://www.coffeehousetheology.com/?p=452#comment-41880 I don't think your dream to be altogether accurate but Cool that was quite a good answer man wow really , it was a veiled insult wasn't it. I don’t think your dream to be altogether accurate but Cool that was quite a good answer man wow really , it was a veiled insult wasn’t it.

]]> By: James Potter http://www.coffeehousetheology.com/yo-momma/comment-page-1/#comment-41879 James Potter Sat, 27 Oct 2012 09:59:11 +0000 http://www.coffeehousetheology.com/?p=452#comment-41879 You may try to dissuade people from Abdul's comment by attacking his prophet with you beliefs none of which I see have any reference what so ever ( he quoted stuff from religious books you have not, what proof do you have of what you say to be factually correct and not some twisted biased propaganda made to protect yourself from the chance you may be wrong? where did you get the 6 year old from? ) But the topic at hand is not who is whom but The Message of Christ you have made no attempt or at all succeeded at showing what Christ said was wrong nor that the trinity is correct I still am confused by your blather about the sun's light and the moon and God & all please explain clearly and easily and then give proof of what you say with references to holy books written by actual priests and all. But DO You OR Do you not agree with Abdul at what he says that Christ had said. Answer that first attack his message then and only then can you move onto his sources You may try to dissuade people from Abdul’s comment by attacking his prophet with you beliefs none of which I see have any reference what so ever ( he quoted stuff from religious books you have not, what proof do you have of what you say to be factually correct and not some twisted biased propaganda made to protect yourself from the chance you may be wrong? where did you get the 6 year old from? ) But the topic at hand is not who is whom but The Message of Christ you have made no attempt or at all succeeded at showing what Christ said was wrong nor that the trinity is correct I still am confused by your blather about the sun’s light and the moon and God & all please explain clearly and easily and then give proof of what you say with references to holy books written by actual priests and all. But DO You OR Do you not agree with Abdul at what he says that Christ had said. Answer that first attack his message then and only then can you move onto his sources

]]> By: Ed Kwan http://www.coffeehousetheology.com/yo-momma/comment-page-1/#comment-29880 Ed Kwan Mon, 21 Nov 2011 00:13:47 +0000 http://www.coffeehousetheology.com/?p=452#comment-29880 Firstly, at Math 3:17, Jesus had not called any of his disciples, as such it was not the Father telling the disciples...rather God was speaking to John the Baptiser, so that he could later testify to the priests and levites sent by the jews, in John 1:19-51, as to why he knew who Jesus is. You will find that in Mark and Luke, the wording is chnaged from.."This is my Son.." to "You are my beloved Son...", and this is the Father and the Spirit speaking to Jesus, the two affirming and agreeing as to who Jesus is to them before he began his formal work. At the baptism of Jesus, the three persons of God is revealed, the Father in heaven, the Spirit descending upon Jesus and the Son, on earth receiving the Spirit. The three persons was first revealed to Moses, when it is written, the Lord, proclaiming,"The Lord, the Lord..."Exodus 34:6..and again to Elijah, in 1 Kings 19:11,'The Lord said,"Go out and stand in the presence of the Lord, for the Lord is about to pass by." One was in the cave speaking to him, the other was outside of the cave waiting for the third to pass by. A Hebrew cannot see the three persons of God, for it is only those who have eternal life now, that can come to know God , and Jesus Christ whom he sent, as Jesus told the eleven disicples in John 17:3, what and when eternal life is...that knowing allows a disciples to know the three persons..Father, Son and Holy Spirit. The reason many are confused by the gospels is because, they are news reports, not testimony..that is why they are called gospels...'good news.' A news report is not admissible in a court, and can conflict with another report..eg..Math reports there were two demon possessed men at Geresenes, and Luke reports only one...why? Is one inaccurate, or are they reporting on two different event that occurred at the same place , at different times? I invite you read the Testimony posted on www.holyspiritsworkshop.com, or google 'Holy Spirit's Workshop' and you will find us. i hope this helps..Ed, manager, Holy Spirit's Workshop. Firstly, at Math 3:17, Jesus had not called any of his disciples, as such it was not the Father telling the disciples…rather God was speaking to John the Baptiser, so that he could later testify to the priests and levites sent by the jews, in John 1:19-51, as to why he knew who Jesus is.
You will find that in Mark and Luke, the wording is chnaged from..”This is my Son..” to “You are my beloved Son…”, and this is the Father and the Spirit speaking to Jesus, the two affirming and agreeing as to who Jesus is to them before he began his formal work. At the baptism of Jesus, the three persons of God is revealed, the Father in heaven, the Spirit descending upon Jesus and the Son, on earth receiving the Spirit. The three persons was first revealed to Moses, when it is written, the Lord, proclaiming,”The Lord, the Lord…”Exodus 34:6..and again to Elijah, in 1 Kings 19:11,’The Lord said,”Go out and stand in the presence of the Lord, for the Lord is about to pass by.”
One was in the cave speaking to him, the other was outside of the cave waiting for the third to pass by.
A Hebrew cannot see the three persons of God, for it is only those who have eternal life now, that can come to know God , and Jesus Christ whom he sent, as Jesus told the eleven disicples in John 17:3, what and when eternal life is…that knowing allows a disciples to know the three persons..Father, Son and Holy Spirit.
The reason many are confused by the gospels is because, they are news reports, not testimony..that is why they are called gospels…’good news.’ A news report is not admissible in a court, and can conflict with another report..eg..Math reports there were two demon possessed men at Geresenes, and Luke reports only one…why? Is one inaccurate, or are they reporting on two different event that occurred at the same place , at different times?
I invite you read the Testimony posted on http://www.holyspiritsworkshop.com, or google ‘Holy Spirit’s Workshop’ and you will find us. i hope this helps..Ed, manager, Holy Spirit’s Workshop.

]]> By: Paul Fernandez http://www.coffeehousetheology.com/yo-momma/comment-page-1/#comment-29874 Paul Fernandez Sun, 20 Nov 2011 23:14:01 +0000 http://www.coffeehousetheology.com/?p=452#comment-29874 Most of your message is riddled with unbiblical teachings.If i were to refute them one by one it will be pointless and waste of time.Either you do not understand what you read,rely on what people,have got a secret agenda or merely trying to be smart I will just pick up one of the many errors.You wrote "How deplorable is the fact that those who actually call themselves true Christians are, in fact, themselves engaged in the worship of Christ and, therefore, in the act that is contrary to his own advises!" This can easily be refuted.Why did Jesus accept worship?Why did he forgive sins?If God can delegate this function to Jesus,what then is the difeerence between God and Jesus.I use this arguement against the Jehovah witness 10 years ago,and they never got back to me Jesus was worshipped as a baby-Matthew 2:11:as a man-Matthew 14:23:after His resurrection Luke 24:52:together with his Father in heaven-Reveal 24:52 Angels refuse worship(reveal 19:10) but not Jesus-Hebrew 1:6.The apostles knew God is one ie Jehovah,yet worship Jesus-Matthew 28:17,Why? Jesus specifically told the devil that only God is worthy of worship(Matthew 3:10)yet he accepted worship.Why? He claim that He could grant eternal salvation-John 11:25 and also Luke 23:43(thief on the cross)If this was a mere man speaking,it would be blasphemy I do not know your motives,but if you are doing it deliberately,please stop.You are only making a fool of yourself Most of your message is riddled with unbiblical teachings.If i were to refute them one by one it will be pointless and waste of time.Either you do not understand what you read,rely on what people,have got a secret agenda or merely trying to be smart
I will just pick up one of the many errors.You wrote

“How deplorable is the fact that those who actually call themselves true Christians are, in fact, themselves engaged in the worship of Christ and, therefore, in the act that is contrary to his own advises!”

This can easily be refuted.Why did Jesus accept worship?Why did he forgive sins?If God can delegate this function to Jesus,what then is the difeerence between God and Jesus.I use this arguement against the Jehovah witness 10 years ago,and they never got back to me

Jesus was worshipped as a baby-Matthew 2:11:as a man-Matthew 14:23:after His resurrection Luke 24:52:together with his Father in heaven-Reveal 24:52

Angels refuse worship(reveal 19:10) but not Jesus-Hebrew 1:6.The apostles knew God is one ie Jehovah,yet worship Jesus-Matthew 28:17,Why?

Jesus specifically told the devil that only God is worthy of worship(Matthew 3:10)yet he accepted worship.Why?

He claim that He could grant eternal salvation-John 11:25 and also Luke 23:43(thief on the cross)If this was a mere man speaking,it would be blasphemy

I do not know your motives,but if you are doing it deliberately,please stop.You are only making a fool of yourself

]]> By: Jay http://www.coffeehousetheology.com/yo-momma/comment-page-1/#comment-29443 Jay Wed, 16 Nov 2011 14:54:41 +0000 http://www.coffeehousetheology.com/?p=452#comment-29443 So was God YHWH talking to himself from Heaven in Matthew 3:17 when a voice from the heavens said: "This is my son the beloved whom I have approved." So therefore God was sending approval to himself from heaven telling his disciples he loved and approved of himself because he was on earth and got baptised???? Doesn't make sense to me!! So was God YHWH talking to himself from Heaven in Matthew 3:17 when a voice from the heavens said: “This is my son the beloved whom I have approved.” So therefore God was sending approval to himself from heaven telling his disciples he loved and approved of himself because he was on earth and got baptised???? Doesn’t make sense to me!!

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